This morning was hectic hectic hectic
by eight a.m. we hit the greenmarket and I wrap
three birthday presents for a seven year old who I love very much and
then we have to cook and eat and clean up what we ate and shower
shower you're getting bread and I'll shower first before we head out
Okay Joe says but be quick since I don't want to be late and I thought
if I had an axe an axe an axe had a nice sharp axe I
might swing it am I ever late?
We drive over the Williamsburg Bridge
Joe is driving and I am in the passenger seat not aware I'm --
How's your brake? he asks Your brake brake brake?
I'm slamming my foot on my imaginary brake every time a
motherfuuuu-oh my God - the truck the taxi it's veering into our -
I'm going to die
close my eye
s oh my
I see a sign
it says Take Turns Meandering
that's a weird sign for the Long Island Expressway
and I realize it says Take Turns Merging
a sign a sign a sign!
I swing my feet and pfffft I'm good